• Me: Oh, hey, I'm ahead of you in SPN!
  • Friend: Yeah, I'm only on season two, and I'm honestly scared for the finale.
  • Me: Really? Wow.
  • Me: It'd be a shame... *writes on paper*
  • Friend: What? What's a shame?
  • Me: If someone were to...
  • Me: spoil
  • Friend: No.
  • Me: the
  • Friend: Don't you fucking dare!
  • Me: ending.
  • Me: *slides paper across table*
  • Friend: FUCK
kangeiko:

exponential63:

aeternum-contra-mundum:

exponential63:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
I screwed the barmaid.
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
I screwed a lot of girls here.
Sollemnes, you screw well!
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.


There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.




I am laughing so hard


someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
You can see some photos of the actual graffiti here! 
Also we should give kudos and thanks to Professor Brian K. Harvey for this research and (cached) resource. ;)

And this is the moment i regret having travelled to Europe at an age too young and naive…

I’m in Europe but I’ve never been to Pompeii! (Mainly due to excessive avoidance of places we’re convinced will be grossly mobbed by visitors.) The best I’ve seen is a Pompeii fresco and some Roman cock amulets at the Barbican’s Seduced exhibition London. And actual Roman twin latrines at Timgad in Morocco:


I recommend Ostia Antica as having all of the ruins and none of the tourists!

kangeiko:

exponential63:

aeternum-contra-mundum:

exponential63:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

image

There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

image

someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

You can see some photos of the actual graffiti here

Also we should give kudos and thanks to Professor Brian K. Harvey for this research and (cached) resource. ;)

And this is the moment i regret having travelled to Europe at an age too young and naive…

I’m in Europe but I’ve never been to Pompeii! (Mainly due to excessive avoidance of places we’re convinced will be grossly mobbed by visitors.) The best I’ve seen is a Pompeii fresco and some Roman cock amulets at the Barbican’s Seduced exhibition London. And actual Roman twin latrines at Timgad in Morocco:

I recommend Ostia Antica as having all of the ruins and none of the tourists!

Reblogged from lizlair